problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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