But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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