im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT