Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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