I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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