I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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