He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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