should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I need a burrito and a hug.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
