i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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