windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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