coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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