There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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