do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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