I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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