Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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