if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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