Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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