how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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