No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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