Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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