I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
