I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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