omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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