Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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