you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I forget how to act sober
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