Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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