Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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