brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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