yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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