Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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