I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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