How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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