Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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