Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i love accidental penises.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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