what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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