Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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