Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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