did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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