Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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