I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
