ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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