I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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