People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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