dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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