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(847): View more from Illinois

You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear

(1-847): View more from Illinois

Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat

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(419): View more from Ohio

It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.

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(818): View more from California

So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice

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(507): View more from Minnesota

You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"

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(440): View more from Ohio

I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.

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(858): View more from California

ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL

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(201): View more from New Jersey

If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons

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(713): View more from Texas

Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.

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