I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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