playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize