I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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