my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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