I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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