I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
she peed on how many people?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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