Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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