Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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