That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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