I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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