You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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