similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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