i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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