My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
