I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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